August is like the sunday of summer vacation
Can we take a moment to appreciate
Please turn into humans so I can ship you two properly.
everything will be explained later
watch it be a death trap.
In a fanmail, we each receive a link to a download, it isn’t labeled, but what the hell, you download it.
Once downloaded it autoruns.
“Now Installing Sburb.”
holy shit im installing it right now
what is this?
reminder that Jade told Roxy this
Be very afraid.
that’s fucking terrifying
I’m legitimately scared….
i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother
what rock group has four men that don’t sing
HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
never have I laughed so hard
Best thing a magician can do in .5 seconds
sometimes i remember
and i cant stop laughing to myself
my favourite line comes right after that
tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8