Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

(Source: naniithran)

croutoncat:

August is like the sunday of summer vacation

frustrated-fallen-angel:

gallifreyanprincess:

insanitymobs:

asktheminecrafthuntress:

ykfinch:

ask-shadefire-midnight-and-elsa:

askdiamonddust:

funnyandhilarious:

New type of airplane… »

Oh hell nah!

My dad would be terrified

I would want the aisle seat.

Imagine it’s a late night flight, and everyone’s dozing off. In your half-asleep stupor you look down at the floor and you see a face gazing in at you through the glass, a face of something not quite human..

welcome to Tumblr, where the most interesting topics twist into nightmares.

how cool

akatsuki-shin:

Can we take a moment to appreciate

How

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Precious

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Tori

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And Beni

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are

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Dear birds,

Please turn into humans so I can ship you two properly.

If you are even a small part of the MSPA Homestuck fandom reblog this now.

overlordofcreation:

askjohngodtier:

thebreadsullivanshow:

3ridan:

apchondych:

prankster-extraordinaire:

3ridan:

everything will be explained later

watch it be a death trap. 

In a fanmail, we each receive a link to a download, it isn’t labeled, but what the hell, you download it.

Once downloaded it autoruns.

“Now Installing Sburb.”

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holy shit im installing it right now

what is this?

The end.

(Source: bakrua)

sockpupett:

awesomesonze:

deliverusfromsburb:

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reminder that Jade told Roxy this

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Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

that’s fucking terrifying

I’m legitimately scared….

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

ewebie:

perchu:

razzliox:

perchu:

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

what

mount rushmore 

get out

makochantachibanana:

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

Best thing a magician can do in .5 seconds

(Source: wheatdonut)

traceexcalibur:

wecansexy:

sometimes i remember 

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and i cant stop laughing to myself

my favourite line comes right after that

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john and dave on parenting

patrollin4boolin:

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They are never invited to parent teacher conferences again. 

(Source: tordles)

Stay Safe In The Big Lightning Storm

no-wifi:

tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8